Jerry Curl Juice

A chemically strong smelling, oil based African American hair product that was designed for corse textured hair, to help retain the appearance of luster and curl in the 1980's.

I could not stand close to the young man who had the unbearable stench of Jerry curl juice.

by the411 June 15, 2007

Jerry Clown

The nickname of the NY Mets' manager Jerry Manuel, commonly used by Mets fans out of frustration and confusion directed at Jerry's managerial decisions and outlook on the team. During post-game press conferences, Jerry is known for laughing hysterically in a demonic tone at times (even when the team is struggling mightily, thus displaying his clown-like nature). He also has trouble forming coherent sentences as he frequently says, "Um" and "Uh" to the extent by which only few can understand what he is trying to explain.

(Post-game press conference following Mets' loss)

Jerry Manuel: "Well um uh we have to uh um uh get into a uh rhythm uh and uh get the bats going and uh when we uh do um we'll be fine uh trust me...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Mets fan: "Fire Jerry Clown!!! This guy is delusional!"

by dbmjnets September 6, 2010

ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best

God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys

by Beth January 15, 2004

Jerky Gene

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.

Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Jermyn

One who is at the pinnacle of society. This person is usually the best at everything they do and is simply a force to be reckoned with. They will try anything once and immediately become the very best at it. They are the outcome of when an unstoppable force meets and immoveable object.

Jermyn is SUCH A BEAST.
Jermyn took one look at the situation and simply PWNED.

by KingOfTheWorld23 January 27, 2011