uganda log jammer

When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.

I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.

by sheentuff November 8, 2017

Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!

Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night

by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018

Jamerson

Jamerson idk. He is a crazy idiotic person that does not like to study and talks to someone named shannon. He is extremely smart with and iq of 0.5 and cannot answer any question you ask. I hope you die.

Hey is that jamerson?I heard he can help me with absolutely nothing.

by shannon is gay af October 2, 2018

Jammer

Someone who 'jams' up a gaydar. Someone who gays but is straight. Or someone who acts straight but is gay.

Guy one: Ugh, I can't tell if that hottie is gay or straight.
Guy Two: I know, he shops at American Eagle but he listens to Abba
Guy one: What a total jammer!

by Helena Handbasket August 8, 2003

Clam Jammer

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.

Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz

by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008

jammer

a man's penis. meant with the intent that the man will attempt to "jam" whatever it is he will with his penis.

oh dear, oliver's got a nice jammer there.

by inlovewitholiversjammer January 14, 2005

Jammer

Somone who is good at what they do.

Girl is a jammer. She sucked 37 dicks!

by Xerobull November 29, 2002