James

A lonely boi who is sad forever
He is a typical James
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James translates to sexy Demi God and is someone who is very nice, funny and can hit a triple backflip while holding a six pack. He is often referred to as one of the strongest gods ever and is an absolute mad lad (he also is ver good in the bedroom)
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A James is usually an edgy,emo, asshole teen. He lies for attention and pity and loves making edgy hitler and school shooting jokes. He has horrible (hORRIBLE) hair, style, and music taste. He can’t get a girlfriend for shit and when he does she’s usually insecure and has very low low standards. He has self diagnosed depression, anxiety and schizophrenia! He’ll like and flirt with lots of other girls out of his league even if he has a girlfriend. If you see a James quickly run and hide before he makes a holocaust joke or tries to show you his latest cut.
“I think I see a James heading towards us” - Person 1
“Nah its probably just another rick” - Person 2

“Hey guys you wanna know what’s smoking in hitlers barbec-“ -James
“Fucking run.” Person 1
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A depressed asshole who hates life never wants to accept responsibility, has a big dick but never gets the chance to use it unless he is jacking off which happens frequently, has a good sense of humor and loves to joke around, hard for him to get a girlfriend but when he does loves her with all his heart.
Man look at him with his head down looking depressed he Is such a James
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James is a name for someone who likes to beat women, preferably a girl who cheated on him 8 times.

This is also a name for someone who catches a 10 day "sexual assault" suspension.
It can also describe a fatass guy with patches in his facial hair
Can also describe a person who likes to ruin his friend's life that ends up with him having no friends.
"Dude I just got suspended for beating my cheating girlfriend." Someone else says, "Wow you're such a JAMES."
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He’s a dick who will leave you as soon as he meets somebody hotter don’t date him!!!
Gary: James is such a dick!
Xavier: I know he totally broke my sisters heart!
by The lonely friend November 25, 2018
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A chipmunk who gets anally penetrated by his family and then proceeds to finger little children in the arse

Hey it’s that James
Fuck no don’t let him in a 20 mile radius of your kids he fucks them
Hey is that James

No he anally fucks your 3yr or below
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