Coined phrase by "JOJO," which is a sex position where the partner is is on his/her back, with legs 90 degrees in the air and the penetrating partner's face in between those legs as if to look through jail bars.
by team esto November 21, 2013
Get the Jail Timemug. Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"
Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
by AdamTarget December 3, 2010
Get the Jail Fuckmug. Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.
baby-momma-to-be, slut
by Haywood Jablomi December 3, 2003
Get the Jail baitmug. by Peaches and Princess Me June 20, 2005
Get the Jail Partymug. I heard about someone recently who has been in Cooma Jail, NSW, Australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
by Diego August 21, 2003
Get the cooma jailmug. by mjxx77 January 14, 2018
Get the May jailingmug. by gotta sweep December 28, 2020
Get the comedy jailmug.