Startshit-itis

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2010

Hella Irish

A slang term from San Francisco, used by teenagers meaning: To get EXTREMELY drunk. You are not getting truly "Hella Irish" unless you are drinking a 40 in a North-face jacket. When people say "Hella Irish" they often do the Shaka hand sign, except they make it seem as if they are drinking from a bottle. These teenage boys often get "Hella Irish" at a magical place called "The Grove"

Jack: What happening this weekend?
Danny: We were all going to the grove, Hella Irish!
Jack: I'm so it! Lets get HELLA IRISH!!!

by HellaIrishHellaHungover December 26, 2011

Shayne-itis

The act of being weird klutzy, and in someways annoying. Is very outgoing, and honestly doesn't care about what people say. Said to be like an illness, and is highly contagious if you hang out with those who have it, the more you hang out with them, the faster you come into contact with it. (number can be taken into account)

Symptoms include:
Being more Klutzy
Is very loud
Good music taste
Easily entertained
VERY imaginative
Can be really weird

Person 1: She became really klutzy after talking to that one girl alot...
Person 2: I heard that one girl had Shayne-itis
Person 1: Well... thats another person lost to Shayne-itis...
Person 2: *sighs* thats the tenth person too...

by Pikachu!AtTheDisco November 16, 2013

irish

coolest motherfuckers around. at least better than you. WERE NOT ALL FUCKING ALCHOLICS. get that through your thick skull. contrary to popular belief, we dont all eat potatoes every meal of the day.

the irish are the blacks of europe

by catherine February 11, 2005

Irish Hello

An Irish Hello is when you sneak into a party and hide for twenty minutes before walking out as if you’ve been there the whole time.

Jack pulled an Irish Hello last night. We didn’t even see him show up. I just looked behind me and there he was mingling with everyone.

by reelnav1 July 19, 2019

irish

kickass people who dont smell like potatoes, or drink whiskey all the time. better than the french. racist? maybe.

irish people are better than french people

by catherine February 12, 2005

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009