ipad kiditis

almost like ipadkinitis but more severe

ipad kiditis is 1/100000000000000000

theres only been 3 cases of this disease

“my son has a rare case of ipad kiditis.”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023

Ipad Kid

An individual who was raised by iPads, or just straight up gen alpha, These people mostly don't use any other devices besides iPads.

"You're an ipad kid, aren't you?

by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023

Ipad Kid

Any person under the age of 15 who is very attached to their electronics/video games. This person may appear to not be so hygenic since majority of their time is going into whatever video game they love.

My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.

by KobeBeanBryant24 January 25, 2025

Ipad Children

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.

Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

iPad

The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend

Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet

Brother: *beep boop bop*

Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad

by Chill_ February 23, 2019

iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems

Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid

by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022