I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

"I'm gonna throw my shit around" in this context means to throw one's weight or power around, it is typically said right before doing some kind of impressive move or big attack.

"hold on lemme charge up an attack... I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

Lose my shit

To break down

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.

by The real him March 13, 2023