by bwryio May 17, 2020
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Biden wins the election
Republicans begin rioting about the election and storm the capitol building
"God, republicans are such hypocrites!"
Biden wins the election
Republicans begin rioting about the election and storm the capitol building
"God, republicans are such hypocrites!"
by maybesomeonerandomyes January 14, 2021
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When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
Get the happy hypocrit mug.1. Using the guise of avoiding hypocrisy for the sake of laziness, or for any sake other than actually avoiding hypocrisy.
2. Being hypocritical about your own hypocrisy.
3. Behaving hypocritically to justify the merits of honesty.
2. Being hypocritical about your own hypocrisy.
3. Behaving hypocritically to justify the merits of honesty.
1. "I'm not dressing up for this date to avoid looking like an hypocrite and pretending I am better than I am. But really, I'm just too lazy to match a dress shirt and a tie. I guess you could call it meta-hypocritical dating."
2. "It would be hypocritical to claim I've always been a critical thinker if I wasn't, why would I lie about something like that? I don't have time for this kind of meta-hypocrisy."
3. "You know, the world would be a better place if everyone was completely honest. If everyone showed themselves for who they are people wouldn't pretend they're genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists and instead be accepted for who they really are like me. I'm a really honest guy and look where it's gotten me; I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!"
2. "It would be hypocritical to claim I've always been a critical thinker if I wasn't, why would I lie about something like that? I don't have time for this kind of meta-hypocrisy."
3. "You know, the world would be a better place if everyone was completely honest. If everyone showed themselves for who they are people wouldn't pretend they're genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists and instead be accepted for who they really are like me. I'm a really honest guy and look where it's gotten me; I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!"
by Meta-banana September 25, 2013
Get the meta-hypocritical mug.When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".
Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.
Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite
Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite
by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017
Get the Double hypocrite mug.A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.
The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.
by Triflegirl January 18, 2018
Get the trifling hypocrite mug.What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.
In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.
Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.
In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.
Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.
The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.
by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004
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