Anabolic Hyperbole

When one googles the internet to find a contrary opine conspiracy theory blog post or opinion to support their own fear mongering nonsense.

WOW, now that Trump is the new president all the liberals are thinking there's a white power conspiracy like their socialist conspiracy to support the anabolic hyperbole.

by rockNrollTUFFguy November 22, 2016

super-hyper-sensitivity

A temporary, high altered state an individual rises to in which he or she senses the tiniest things as if they were many times larger and more intensely, cannot ignore them, and feels forced to react to them, often by correcting the source of the irregularity or by taking a break and recuperating from the effects having sensed the stimulus caused in his body.

A graduate student found he was in his super-hyper-sensitive mode again. For example, when he heard the sound of a car horn, it bothered him so much he had to stop doing his homework on the computer, get up, go to the bedroom, and with his feet on the floor lay on the bed to recuperate from the distraction. When he burped or farted he also had to stop and go to the bedroom for a short break. If he was walking to the computer and one of his sandals got caught on the floor tile, or if he hit one of his feet against his other foot, or if the chair he was going to sit on went slightly off-kilter it would frighten him so much he had to go recuperate on the bed.

When he does not stop, acknowledge what he sensed, stop what he is doing, and go recuperate, he feels the pain repressing his need to go recuperate from the reactions his super-hyper-sensitivity causes in his body. Two-years ago, he learned to stop what he was doing and go recuperate.

Knowing it is wiser to forgive the people who blow their horns or his neighbors who somehow bang on the walls or the floors because they do not know better and do not know how to be considerate, he reminds himself to forgive them because they simply are not as aware of things and do not know as much as he continues working so hard to learn.

by but for June 3, 2018

hooligan hyper

A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l

look at hooligan hyper, he's so fucking cute.

by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."

by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018

Hyper-Statism

A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.

Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.

by Fundere Lumen August 22, 2011

Hyper Armor

Can be found in Dark Souls or For Honor. Occurs when a player throws an attack or move and their not effected by any external attacks or moves. It becomes unnecessary for them to block, parry, deflect, or counter the enemies or in some cases teammates moves as the players move is uninterruptible at that point. They essentially I-Frame but during an attack. Usually during an opener or in the midst of a combo.

Player: “How he wasn’t by my attacks, that damn hyper armor.”

by gacatain May 3, 2020