by pengtingmandemwagwan August 29, 2018
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Get the Anti-hoss mug.Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"
Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"
Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"
Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022
Get the Hoss Tater mug.A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.
As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
by Beeph69 December 5, 2021
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Get the hoss evan jensen mug.A man that gets virtually everything he wants (esp. women). He is well known for his confidence. Often well-hung.
by Wickedsleight July 10, 2023
Get the Hoss mug.a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.
"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
by Boysinberry December 21, 2007
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