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hoss

'can someone please hoss to town centre with me'
by pengtingmandemwagwan August 29, 2018
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Anti-hoss

Anti-hoss is simply the opposite of a hoss.
Geee, Victoria is a real anti-hoss by trying to tell me that i am not a hoss
by Bondo1299 August 3, 2011
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Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.
Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022
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Hoss

A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.
As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
by Beeph69 December 5, 2021
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020
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Hoss

A man that gets virtually everything he wants (esp. women). He is well known for his confidence. Often well-hung.
See that guy in the cowboy hat and boots? He’s a hoss.
by Wickedsleight July 10, 2023
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"Hoss McHosserson"

a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.
"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
by Boysinberry December 21, 2007
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