honked

Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.

by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

by god May 20, 2003

horker

horker; a toughor a rowdy

Don't go down to the park, the horkers are there,they might steal your beer.

by Frod' March 30, 2007

hookedness

to be enthrawled and smitten with; to be inseparable in mind, body, and spirit; destined as friends, partners, and lovers.

Their hookedness demonstrated their future together.

by Will to survive, will to love, will to live! December 15, 2007

horned turtle

A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.

I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night

by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008

honkedy

When one of a male gender gets excited, his glizzle makes a horn like sound.

"OMG yesterday i had my 12th honkedy of the month!!"

"Shocking!! I've only ever had 3 in my whole life!"

"I know embarrasing, huh?"

"Nah just a bit freaky!!!"

by The Honkedy Maestro June 14, 2008