Homework

A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.

"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework."
"Erm... no?"
"Dangit."
"You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class."
"You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives."
*Stare*
*Hysterical laughter*

by Jo de Jager January 07, 2007

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The #1 fear of a student.

AHH!! WE GOT HOMEWORK TONIGHT!! We are going to die a horrible death.

by mattomynameo February 11, 2005

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A drug. Do not take homework if you are: Smart, Stupid, Fat, Skinny, Happy, Sad, High, Drunk, or Depressed. Side Effects may make you: Geeky, Nerdy, Retarded, Stupid, Fat, Smelly, Dumb. Deaths have been reported. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if you cannot sit for more than 20 seconds. Isn't it time you tried homework?

Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions

guy1: "dude, i overdosed on homework last night and i'm soo tired right now."

guy2: "YOU WHAT?!?! you know homework should be taken with caution. did you ask your dr. if you were smart enough to take "homework"?

guy1: "No. I thought it wouldn't do anything to me. Look at me now tho, I'm a nerd, drug addict, idiot and really fat all at the same time."
guy2: "last time i overdosed on homework i fell asleep in the middle of biology!"

by urb15 February 26, 2009

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The dumbass teacher assigned a fucking homework assignment so everyone said "FUCK THIS STUPID SHITTY HOMEWORK!" and also said "HOW ABOUT NO! WE WON'T DO THIS FUCKING HOMEWORK!"

by 131243urbandictionary342131 February 17, 2013

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