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Honey Pot

A Honey Pot is where a group of Big Gay Bears gather in a circle and masturbate into a large pot or cauldron. It is comparable to a Soggy Biscuit.
Bob was the last one to ejaculate into the Honey Pot. So he had to eat the contents first.
by MB8 February 17, 2010
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Honey Boo Boo

A caffeine and sugar induced involuntary bowel movement followed by muscle spasms of the lower body and arms.
After 3 redbull and vodkas and a half bag of skittles Eric had a Honey Boo Boo in his bunny costume and had to leave the halloween party in a hurry.
by monkey13 October 29, 2012
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Honey Pot

During sexy time, one consenting adult partner inserts entire hand into the other consenting adult partner's poop shoot (pot), then removes hand to lick the anal juices(honey) off of them. A nod to Winnie the Pooh.
"My husband and I tried to spice things up by honey potting each other. We've never been more in love."
"You know that bitch Dre? She tried to honey pot me the other night! She a freak."
"You know, I honey potted a hooker the other night and man, that shit was no honey. Literally. It was shit."
by Snatchtastic May 3, 2015
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Honey Mummy

An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.
Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.
by brad17 April 17, 2009
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Honey Tug

When a male gets jerked off using honey instead of lubricant.
"Hey sweetie, I ran out of lube!"

"Really? I have some honey downstairs in the kitchen....Would you like me to give you a honey tug instead?"
by HoneyTugMan March 17, 2009
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Honey roast

The opposite of roasting. When you give compliments instead of insults.
Your hair looks nice today, honey roasted. Your outfit is on fleek today love,honey roasted. You have nice earrings today, honey roasted. You have on a nice button down today, honey roasted.
by Honey roasting queen September 8, 2015
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honey muffin pumpkin pants

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
by williamazing12 February 22, 2017
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