HETEROFLEXABLE

Being heterosexual but able to bend the line toward other sexualities, never to crossing into others, just getting close.

It must be weird for her to be married to a heteroflexable guy.

HETEROFLEXABLE by DOUGIELOVES April 7, 2026

Flaming heterosexual 

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

Flaming heterosexual by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

pronoun heterosexual 

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

pronoun heterosexual by The worst English student February 23, 2022

Omni-Heterosexual 

A person who is mostly heterosexual (straight) But can sometimes feel attraction for other genders.

Foe most of my life I thought I was straight, but then I realized I'm Omni-Heterosexual as I can be attracted to trans men

Omni-Heterosexual by Jackiseuroless April 24, 2025

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) 

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men 

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men by ghost.png February 2, 2024