Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.

Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"

by Tim Thiede April 01, 2007

Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 05, 2011

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah November 21, 2015

slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum

"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"

by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017

Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".

Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters

by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017