Hell

1. Town in Nebraska slightly to the west of Heck but east of Motherfuckingcrapdagger.

2. A place they send you when you die for posting those adverts for religions or religiously connected material on the right of an Urbandictionary page. Yes, this includes Scientology.

3. Accurate description of the surface of the planet Venus, although on Venus there aren't that many guys in kinky suits with pitchforks.

4. The most terrible place most people can imagine. Like a boarding school on Sunday, only funnier.

5. A place you invoke after you discover that the bottle of absinthe that cost you over a hundred Euro shattered in transit.

6. Rumoured to be the subtitle of the latest version of Microsoft Word.

7. Place where you go, according to Gary Larson, to play the accordion for eternity.

8. A place where there are fires everywhere but it's dark. It's either very very hot or very very cold. You burn up ... forever. If there was any possibility of it being real it wouldn't have to be portrayed as anywhere near as nasty.
We're in Hell, and the good news is the population is only 301.

Now that line on Hell oughta stop them ... I wish.

Venus is Hell, Earth is Heaven.

I thought I was back in boarding school on a Sunday, but it turns out I'm only in Hell. That's a relief.

Hell! My best absinthe!

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I have to go to church today so I don't go to hell.
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The penalty or consequence of making acts against God in habitually type ways which results in the lake of fire described in the Bible as a "weeping and moaning and gnashing of teeth ". Hell is known ass the dwelling place of damned souls who burn in the "lake of fire" for all eternity. Hell is described in many religions like Christianity, Islam, and Judaism etc.
"And i saw the damned souls of people burn in Hell forever ".
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Hell is a place where Satan and I live. You should come there too.
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Where everyone that goes on the internet for over six hours goes after they die.
Priest: What's your opinion on Heaven, son?
Some teenager: Some place I'll never go to.
Priest: Why is that?
Some teenager: Because I'm reading this example from urban dictionary on the internet.
Priest: Good point. Go to Hell.
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