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National Maya Hawke Day 

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)
Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”
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Harte Hanks

The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.
Harte Hanks by c0balt January 27, 2003

Shower Hawk

An inmate in prison who waits for another inmate to put himself in a compromising position in the shower room and then swoops in like a hawk to rape his unsuspecting prey.
I'm going to have to shank that shower hawk if he showers near me today.
Shower Hawk by MikeZilla December 8, 2005

i call hacks 

When a person thinks you are hacking due to killing that person too much in a PVP/PVE Game.
You: Woohoo! 30 kill streak!

8 yr old squeaker: I CALL HACKS! YOU CANT GET THOSE MANY KILLS!!

Hanksexual 

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

shit hawk 

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.
shit hawk by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009

the hawkins 

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
ben did the hawkins on her last night
the hawkins by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007