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Marry You Hard

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.
Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!
by bangsop September 7, 2014
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hard J

phrase coined by the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" which refers to the use of the word Jew in any context that can be taken as a derogatory remark.
1.
"That jew's in for a hell of a lot of work."

"Wow, wow, cool it man."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Dude, you just dropped a hard J."

"No man, he is of jewish descent and that is a lot of toilet paper. That is going to take a lot of time to clean up. I was thinking bout the context the whole time."

2.
When Mel Gibson is getting Sekelied he can't help but drop hard Js.
by John Hubner April 2, 2007
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Goes hard

Used to describe something that is remotely interesting that involves internet culture, like a hyper-realistic picture of a corn on the cob swinging a golf club.
1: Thoughts on this pic?
2: Goes hard. May I save it?
1: Go on then
by trashsoviet December 20, 2021
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Hard Sexual

Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm
Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual
by That guy who made hard sexuals November 12, 2018
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Tommy Try Hard

Someone who tries way to hard to be cool or tuff in almost any scenario.

Ex. See Bobby Big Wheel, Gym Hero
O man, look at this tommy try hard, he "thinks" he's getting laid tonight.
by nickzilla April 9, 2005
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hard yakka

Australian rural slang for hard work.
Dervied from the very tough yakka wood.
by Luke D Lorenz January 21, 2004
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half hard dick

i ) A half erect penis.

ii) Something that is useless

iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't

iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?

Dave : Yes, but only $2,000

Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes

Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
by The Rockit February 9, 2010
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