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Hammocking

A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.
So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011
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hamhocks

Damn! Look at the hamhocks on that chick!
by John Lennon February 3, 2004
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titty hammock

a titty hammock is most commonly referred to as a bra.
let me sling my DD's up in a titty hammock real quick and we can go.
by achebester May 20, 2006
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HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...
by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003
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Hammond

As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.

To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.

Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.
by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010
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Hammo

This is an increasingly popular abbreviation of the Irish surname Hannon. The reasoning behind this unusual, and unusually long for an abbreviation, abbreviation can be found in the predictive text function of popular Nokia Mobile Phones. When the user types in Hannon the meaningless word Hammo will appear. Naturally this term began to stick and has now passed into the common lexicon.

It is generally used as a term of endearment when refering to Hannon the Younger of the Greater Hannon Clan of Parteen, Co. Clare. Legend has it that when Hannon the Younger returned from his travels overseas he brought with him many fantastical tales, the telling of which instantly endeared him to the locals.

It is widely recognised that many of Hammo's tales of adventure centre around the taming of wild Amazon Women generally in posession of enormous breasts. Analysis of these stories has revealed that while the information with regard to the breast size of many of Hammo's conquests is accurate these women are not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess style Amazons. A fairer understanding would be comparision with larger women of the Dawn French subspecies.
"Hey did you hear that story about Hammo?"

"I heard that Hammo once tamed a woman this big." (Accompanied by wide armed gesturing)
by ledzeppelin100 May 10, 2010
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Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.
Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.
by Honda Dave January 5, 2009
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