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Homework

The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 2, 2014
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Homework

The most useless thing since Logan/Jake Paul...
Homework is one of the most evil things that a teacher can give out during the day because when you get home you just want to end it all
by Y33T bOI January 7, 2019
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Homeworks

a stupid word my mom made up for homework.
for example, when i don't wanna do homework, my mom says something like "i wanna hear you say "YAY MOMMY! I WANNA DO 10 HOMEWORKS!" ... like, seriously mom?
by crepe (real) July 20, 2021
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homework

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
which also keeps students up untill four AM which gives them even less energy

The actual mother of nightmares
Homework was literally invented as a punishment for students who misbehave
by Wubbie June 27, 2015
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homework

H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowlage
by cucicucucituunkuluj April 22, 2019
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Homework

(H)alve
(O)f
(M)y
(E)nergy

(W)asted

(O)n
(R)andom

(K)nowledge
by Smileyhacker619 December 25, 2016
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Homework

Some shit that your teachers give to you to make it seem like they are good at their job.
Person 1: where were you last night?
Person 2: helping my teacher keep his/her job by doing my homework
by Leonardo :3 April 20, 2019
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