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Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017
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Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
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Boggy guard

A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost
You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard
by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021
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Scissor Guard

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018
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guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.
Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.
by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016
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right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.
by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018
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