When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
by anonymous March 29, 2015
Get the Crusty Guard mug.Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
Get the Calling the Guard mug.Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
by Yo know October 14, 2019
Get the Color Guard mug.When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
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