Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015

Crossing guard

Super gay

Travis is a crossing guard

by Nattyfbaby December 16, 2016

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.

The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.

by Yo know October 14, 2019

Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.

Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.

by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017

guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019