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The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.
I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!
by Crotch Club December 30, 2007
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guanaco/a

A pErSoN FrOm El SaLvAdOr!!!
(Da BeSt CoUnTrY!)
Damnn is dat guy a guanaco/a??
cuz he'z hella fine!!!
by guanakita247 June 22, 2009
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Gandalf

one who pwnzorz middle earth with a strong pimp slap
Gandalf watched as Frodo and Sam touched each other...
by anonymous June 24, 2004
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Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement
grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper
by frogcloset November 21, 2005
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guanja

A big fat nug of guanja sittin on your table ready to be smoked
by Buddpuffa October 3, 2006
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gandalf

He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)
Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.
by Figgy February 1, 2004
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gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.
Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot
by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014
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