Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.

Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!

by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018

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by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

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No need to explain.

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by wqefwaef May 21, 2024

Gronk

An extremely derivative insult used to slander someone.

That gronk stole my lunch money.
If you hit me you’re a gronk

by Howard Shamalla November 30, 2019

gronking

cumming after you ejaculate so viciously that there is blood mixed in with the cum

i just gronked and now there is blum all over
(gronking)

by cwarsosn March 23, 2024

Gronk

A word used to describe someone annoying and/or disgusting. Can be used instead of swearing.

*Throws food at you*

What the frick! Don't be such a gronk!

by SirCrabTheThird November 8, 2017

Gronk

A low class drug pusher who constantly cheats on his drug addicted girlfriend.

Did Stephan get caught thej robbed again.. he’s such a Gronk.

by On2ya April 27, 2025