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alaskan grave dance 

The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.

List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.
Hey jony, lets perform an alaskan grave dance tonight.

watery grave 

A glass of iced tea that is half water and half black tea.
Customer: I'd like a large watery grave for here.
Barista: Sure. Would you like that in a to-go cup?
Customer: No, I said for here.
Barista: Ok.
watery grave by topfive August 8, 2018

chasing the grave 

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet
That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.

one foot in the grave 

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.
Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

On Jaynem Grave

On @JayRudolph9 graves! Aka a god
You smash chloe the other day?
Best believe on jaynem grave’s I did!

this is mah grave 

During Hunter's (The Golden Guard) mental breakdown down in The Owl House, Eclipse Lake (S2EP9) he dug his own grave due to failing another mission for his abusive uncle because he'd rather be dead than go back empty handed.
Please take this child to therapy he's only 16. Owl House viewers, you know what I'm talking about. Non-Owl House viewers, check the show out I completely recommend
Hunter: Since I failed my last mission I thought "Hey! A chance to make up for it!" But I can't go back empty handed! HAHAHAHAHA! Not again. Long story short, this is mah grave. What me to make you one too?

Internet Grave-robbing 

When you decide to spend a day devoted to going onto old websites you used to use to delete all posts, updates, friends, and accounts.

You may decide to Internet Grave-rob because you are sick of that site, you have moved onto something else, or you don't want what you wrote years ago to come back to bite you in the butt.

Common feelings during IGR-ing are feelings of nostalgia, maybe happiness, depression, or laughing at how much of a general moron you used to be. All of these add to the reason why you should delete that crap.
I never use Myspace anymore, so I decided to IGR (Internet Grave-rob) it. It was quite rewarding.

Hey I'm bored, come over my house and we can go internet grave-robbing!