Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

speedy gonzales

Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!

Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.

by Speedy from the Magic Time Machine October 22, 2003

speedy gonzales

I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.

By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.

by Sega sucks my ass August 3, 2003

Olivia Gonzales

Olivia is in love with a toad. Her peen is bigger than toads. PERIODT.

toad: i love Olivia Gonzales
toads friend: you cant cause her peen is (no cap) bigger than yours.

by taltaltal October 24, 2019

speedy gonzales

$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!

by Toad July 29, 2003

Sleepy Gonzales

When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.

Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.

by inphinitizeit March 8, 2007

speedy gonzales

I'll bet a grand.

by lol August 20, 2003