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Glosson

Title given to those who do something awesome or epic.
Matt just saved that cat he is glosson
by Midnight Train June 25, 2010
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Glossy Taco

The phrase that describes the term used by holosexual Youtuber Cristine, otherwise known as Simply Nailogical, which is a glossy top coat.
After I finished adding holo onto my nails, I added a glossy taco.
by holosexualdahyana July 18, 2017
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glow'gasm

The glow that shows in your face hours and days after your orgasm.
Have you noticed the glow about her lately? Yea, she's finally been having great orgasms, she's having a glow'gasm!
by The Shanty December 15, 2011
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cum gloss

when a male ejaculates directly onto a female's cracked, brittle-bone dry lips, in order to give her a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she so desperatly yerns for in the cold month of December
It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.
by sadie19 October 17, 2008
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Gloshnic

V: to gloshnic
N: a gloshnic
Adj: is gloshnic
Adv: gloshnicly
"I think I'm going to gloshnic down to Burger King and order a gloshnic."
"Don't dude! That stuff's gloshnic!"
"It's alright; I took a gloshnicly amount of drugs two seconds ago! I'm gonna die, anyways!"
by NaruandKane April 25, 2009
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Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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glow

I could tell they just banged out, they were glowing.
by Sean Recce April 4, 2008
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