If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.
by rustygarlic May 20, 2020
Get the Garner mug.Grant is a person who has a monster head, and likes to have his salad tossed by gay people at ranches. He also likes to get little kids to tickle his feet for the insulin they need to live.
"Grant, NOW may i have my insulin?" Grant says: "shut up and tickle my feet god damnit, u want ur supper? do it extra good for desert!" (desert being more feet tickling)
by BIIBITYHIPHOPTHEMEXENDIRTNER August 9, 2003
Get the grant garner mug.A curse word used by people who don't want to get yelled at for swaring. Mainly used by small children and Margaret.
by milop June 19, 2009
Get the Garn mug.After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.
by Ben March 14, 2005
Get the carrot gland mug.by Maddy⚾️ July 18, 2016
Get the Garnica mug.One day a young lad name Jeffery Larrimore said a hilariously funny joke. Then he asked Justino Kinsland, Hey did that make u laugh? Justino says: Yes, It really Tickled My Giggle Glands!
by Jeff Larrimore March 23, 2008
Get the Tickled My Giggle Glands mug.That nigga was garnished head to toe!
by el_estevan February 1, 2009
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