Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

Gem/Gemerald

on the online imageboard called soyjak.party, a gem or gemerald refers to a high quality video or soyjak that is deemed "a bone chilling spine shivering aryan slowburn" or good.

"this is the gem/gemerald that is saving the sharty!"
"What?"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Sticky Geyser

Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.

“Dude I totally gave heather a sticky geyser last night at the rager.”

by Imgonnafreebaseyou February 14, 2024

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

Gassy Gemerald

The real name of Incredible Gassy.

Incredible Gassy: This thread needs a hero!
Chud: Holy shit, it’s Gassy Gemerald!

by I’m Not Black. March 8, 2026

Mud Geyser

When a woman sleeps with a black man and shoots the sperm out of her vagina.

"Did you hear that Britney was a mud geyser last night?"

by CastWhenDumb June 29, 2025

Reverse geyser

Cleaning another man's semen out of your partner's vagina (remnants of a "cream pie"), holding as much as seems possible in your mouth, spreading, or "gaping" the partner's arse, and spitting the semen into her widened arsehole, allowing it to snap shut like a sloppy Venus flytrap, satisfied that the semen will run down the inside of her leg for the remainder of the evening.

A: You look like the cat that stole a bowl of cream! You know that shits no good for you, though.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.

by Sharts At Will July 18, 2025