"Couldn't get your end away the second time, then?" "No, Mitch, it wasn't that. I had my eye on somethin' else."
by Chris_aus November 09, 2007
by Nayskool July 31, 2006
the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.
you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry
by The E Show March 04, 2010
Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
by von groovy August 25, 2018
When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.
Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.
by BIGSNACK February 29, 2012
usually what one says when a fucking idiot does something retarded usually followed by BITCH ASS OUTTA HERE .
Trash: " im so tired after a long day of work"
Leroy: if you dont get your OL SQUIDWARD NOSED LONG HEAD ASS OUTTA HERE. BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN PALM TREE.
Leroy: if you dont get your OL SQUIDWARD NOSED LONG HEAD ASS OUTTA HERE. BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN PALM TREE.
by 010101001000100100001001010010 February 12, 2018
by memes4567 October 04, 2017