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getting flat

a state of laying horizontal due to an excess amount of drinking, movement ect. May entail vomiting and weight gain.
After a late night of drinking, all i could think about was getting flat at 262.
by Dr. Feel good 262 April 29, 2009
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getto grip

Large sum of money ; Something that you would see a drug dealer have while being arrested on COPS.
Dam Son nigga got that getto grip
by fudge from philly April 9, 2010
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Getto Mac

A special meal only attainable through the purchase of a McDonald's dollar menu item. A Getto Mac is a result of ordering a McDouble minus the mustard and ketchup then adding shredded lettuce and Big Mac sauce. While I created this getto fab food, I am sure some variation of the Getto Mac exist. I know of none other but my own. Price comparison shows the Big Mac =4$ and the Getto Mac at a getto fab and getto fordable =1.60$*.

National Getto Mac Day is currently held in every country with a McDonald's and the McDouble, on the 20th day of the 4th month.

While the origins of the name is not even somewhat close to a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary Lady's man and inventor / genius named "Big D" aka "spanky" aka "dougie" aka "WebMaster" aka "grizzly adams", first made the Getto Mac while stranded in the cold seats of the city... McDonald's. Lacking some real coin, Big D was unable to flip for a fancy Big Mac like all the other ballars and was forced to choose between starvation in the cold seats or painfully watch his McDouble have it's mustard and ketchup stripped off it, molested and forced to wear shredded lettuce and doused in it's captors special sauce. Big D, clearly a manly man, he ate the sandwich shivering in the dark lobby and was rescued by the common sense needed to leave once he was satisfied. Big D then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to wherever the hell he was suppose to be.

*price may vary by location.
"hey buddy... I'm fixing to go to mickey d's and get me a McDank, spicy Dank, or a Getto Mac."

"Getto Mac?"

"yah buddy, it's the getto version of a Big Mac and I'm broke. I cant afford one of those fancy Big Macs."
by realfakeuser September 14, 2012
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Getting Sticky

"My grandma walked in on me and my girl getting sticky last night"
by StickyMark December 10, 2018
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Getting jiggy wit it

gettin jiggy wit it is not just a feeling, but a passion, a lifestyle.😅 you must be willing to get jiggy wit it at all times and jig it up👩🏿 🦰 jiggy people are happier people😀gettin jiggy wit it is in NO WAY sexual but it can be if ur feeling frisky😍😍 just get jiggy wit it and bust some moves🥵
Ultimate jiggy master told me I should be getting jiggy wit it and i did and it changed my life
by ultimate jig master December 17, 2018
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getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
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no pussy getting motherfucker

a motherfucker who lacks the ability to get pussy.
Ron: Man i was going to fuck her i promise!
Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(
by drew251 January 29, 2008
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