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Get the German Women mug.This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.
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by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
Get the Herman the one-eyed German mug.In all realms and walks of life, that which is simultaneously feared and admired, and on occassion critized and forceably restrained, but always greatly respected by the world at large.
Opposite from that which is French. Rarely ever feared. Jealously critical of things not French, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the French could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a BB rolling around on a four-lane highway.
Opposite from that which is French. Rarely ever feared. Jealously critical of things not French, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the French could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a BB rolling around on a four-lane highway.
Dude1--"Say....dude2, could you make me up a list of all the significant things Germans are known for?"
Dude2--"Uhhh...gee...how much freakin' time have you got dude?...that's gonna take me awhile.
Dude1--"Never mind...just get me a list of all the significant things the French are known for."
Dude2--"No problem dude...hand me your business card and I'll just scribble them on the back...."
A; The Eiffel Tower.
B; Whimpy-ass egg recipies.
Dude1---"Thanks dude...later...gotta run.
Dude2--"Uhhh...gee...how much freakin' time have you got dude?...that's gonna take me awhile.
Dude1--"Never mind...just get me a list of all the significant things the French are known for."
Dude2--"No problem dude...hand me your business card and I'll just scribble them on the back...."
A; The Eiffel Tower.
B; Whimpy-ass egg recipies.
Dude1---"Thanks dude...later...gotta run.
by Streamwalker September 30, 2004
Get the German mug.From the trailer of the movie Arthur (2011) - In one scene Garner, who plays wealthy heiress Susan Johnson, arrives at Arthur's home and greets him with a big kiss.
'What was that,' says Brand's character, to which Garner replies: 'A French kiss.'
Brand retorts: 'Really because the French Always surrender, that was decidedly German.'
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'What was that,' says Brand's character, to which Garner replies: 'A French kiss.'
Brand retorts: 'Really because the French Always surrender, that was decidedly German.'
(German Kiss)
by IchBinSehrHeiss April 13, 2011
Get the German Kiss mug.A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."
"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."
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by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007
Get the MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT mug.A game of sexual noises akin to a retro German porn moovie (jaa).
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
Player 1: Ooooh (<----)
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)
Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)
Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
by Kernal667 January 2, 2012
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