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Genesis 17:7

I will establish my covenant between me and you, and your descendants after you throughout their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be God to you and to your descendants after you.
Hym "And there you have it! Genesis 17:7 That's the whole racket right there. The first breeder God is just the breeder who decides what happens and then he makes deals with other breeders so they get to be God and then that breeder hands it down to their kids. And if I want to do anything I'm not already doing then I'm evil. If I want to fuck and I'm not fucking 'Lust.' If I want money and I don't have money 'Greed.' It's all a racket to control the baby dicks. And of you figure it out their response is 'If you know you know (but knowing doesn't mean you're going to be able to do anything about it)' because there's always a quiet part they aren't saying out loud. They want to control your life forever... But they also like to have a little fun with it so they also torture you just a little... It's like the thing I'm doing but... In reverse... I'll save that one for later... But that's the funny part I just saw a video of a jiu jistu (yeah it IS disturbing and I was going to bring up the sound of silence next) video and the guy's losing, right? But his daughter jumps in and attacks the guy who's winning and the premise of the video is that HE'S a REAL man. Because that's what you're supposed to do. That's the deal. You let them win and they consider you a real person."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Genesis is racism
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just genesis
genesis is a virgin at funky friday !
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Genesis Glen

Some hoe who gets with everyone and is ugly asf with severe problems. She’s a pathological liar and crazy. Always in drama and jealous of her friend Angelica.
Genesis Glen is asking me to pick her up again but I don’t know her wtf
by BoolinChiko August 16, 2023
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How did Genesis know that?

GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!
Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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Genesis is strong, tall, funny, and such a mysterious charmer. Yes, he can get annoying and obnoxious at times, but it's ok because he'll make you laugh later. He doesn't have to try to make people like him they just naturally do. Genesis is full of mysteries. You can't tell who he has a crush on, he treats all the girls the same. When you take pictures with him let him carry you, it's a tremendous feeling; you'll look so cool. You can always trust Genesis to be there, he'll always have your back. You can be open and honest with him, he'll still love you. Overall Genesis is an amazing guy that will make your friends jealous!
Genesis is a one of a kind person that I'm lucky to have!
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The creation of the world by God was explained in the Book of Genesis. However no one asked for it. This can be hyperbolically interpreted as god pulling out the world out of his ass. Genesis involves a person putting his hand into his ass to look for who asked
Person 1: Ur so retarded.
Person 2: Genesis.
by gensiesess March 19, 2023
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