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enemy at the gate

When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.
Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.
by Carl Otto January 6, 2008
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thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms
guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.
by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008
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bill gates

Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.
by poor guy December 7, 2006
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Grateful Dead Family

A kindly kinship. A tightly knit though loosely organized group of elders who did and do look after my best interests. All share a common love for the music of Jerry Garcia.
"Hey now, do you have a place to be?
"......Uh...I am looking for my friends but I think they left me here.... I don't know how to get out of here or where to go. They have all my money and the car keys and all....."
"No worries. Come on into our bus, my wife is making Bananna/Spirulina smoothies and cornbread. We have a camping permit as we are vendors. We have an extra pull-out bed you can sleep on tonight and you can find your friends tomorrow".
".......That is really nice of you. Thank you. Am glad to find Grateful Dead family.
by Justathrowback April 17, 2011
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Grateful Dead

To quote the boys themselfs "Beyond Definition"
That Grateful Dead Sure Eases My Sole!
by listen to the dead June 27, 2005
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Synyster Gates

Most fucking amazing guitarist in the world, his solos will tear your asshole in half, i wish i could keep him cause i want him and his face
Some bitch: hey whos that
Me: thats Synyster Gates you dumb fuck *kicks in the fuckin face* now worship him!!
by adam of the desert December 22, 2007
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Grateful Dead

The all time greatest band ever! Listen to the live version of ANY of their songs and you will see the grateness that is the grateful dead.
Lately it occurs to me, what a long strang trip it's been
-Truckin'
by Will C July 3, 2005
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