Futba

Feminist Until The Bill Arrives.
A woman who thinks she can undoubtedly be a woman in control under all situations. A true feminist. But when it comes time to pay for dinner or pay the bills. She backs off real fast.

This chick was so nice all night long. She opened her own doors, pulled out her own seat, but when it came time to pay the bill, she became a freakin futba.

by Rajo December 7, 2006

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

futurama

A television show created by Matt Groening that is a lot funnier than The wordSimpsons/word

Turn off The Simpsons, I want to watch Futurama.

by Matt Groening June 5, 2003

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

Futuristic Swag

Person with copious amounts of swag on a more futuristic level. Something that no one has seen before. People who usually obtain futuristic swag are trendsetters.

Yung LA is argueably the creator of futuristic swag(he claims). J-Money also claims to have created it.

Gucci: Ayy Dogg check out dem shades Yung LA be having.

Jucie: Yeah, he be on some futuristic swag. Some 2021 shit mayne.

Gucci: Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by LeremyLenny August 9, 2009

Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.

Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.

by TGBU August 29, 2009

futnugget

any former students of Coach Hines

dont you do it yamanashi, dont you cry you little futnugget.

by puhhhhdin September 1, 2009