Skip to main content

Funnable

A person with the potential to be funny.
Uncle Gazza is funnable.
by Deano2001 December 11, 2020
mugGet the Funnable mug.

FUNERAL GHOST

Convincingly so THE OBJECT OF LIFE IS TO DIE AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
Test the hypothesis in the next definition as this is full explosive destruction of any presence as the FUNERAL GHOST will either be on the left of the equals or the right side of the equals for the PEDOPHILE ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN . It depends on not the middle as that is taken for the operation.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021
mugGet the FUNERAL GHOST mug.

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
by Hootie J November 7, 2021
mugGet the Funeral Homing mug.

Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.
Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?
by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021
mugGet the Funeral mug.

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."
by Hengeek November 21, 2021
mugGet the Funeral Photo mug.

fundable

(adjective)
1) the state of having fundability
2) of such a nature as to attract eager and willing lenders to give you all the money you could possibly want to borrow.
3) being a person (or business) to which lenders will go out of their way to provide plentiful, cheap and easy loans, credit cards or other financing because you have demonstrated you are a professional borrower who will treat their money with deference and respect
Non-Fundable friend:
"Dude, Credit Karma says my credit scores are awesome and I have twelve credit cards but the interest rate on my car loan is outrageous and I can't get a mortgage to save my life".

Fundable friend:
"My Dude! There is a huge difference between having a high credit score and being highly fundable. No one every taught me the difference either. But now I'm in control of my funding approvals and there are far more important factors than your credit score. You should educate yourself at YPS-GFWebClass or bit.ly/YPS-GFBook".
by Reach Exceeding Grasp September 27, 2022
mugGet the fundable mug.

Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
mugGet the Funeral Bandit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email