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functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.
by SmartSuka February 12, 2017
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functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.
I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!
by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018
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function music

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.
by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018
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functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"
My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018
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Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)
Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.
by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019
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Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !
by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019
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Functionable

Is that 118 year old woman even functionable?
by JoshKontos June 17, 2021
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