the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

mouth fountain

When a girl is deepthroating her partner and projectile vomits as a result of her partner's ejaculation.

"This girl was giving me head and puked all over when I came in her throat"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"

by ShaggyTheBear September 28, 2017

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 5, 2015

bloody fountain

A woman who squirts or urinates during her period. A man who has a bloody fountain should go see his Doctor right away.

Despite the mess, Hannah enjoyed rubbing her g-spot until her bloody fountain erupted.

by Dlee1967 December 20, 2014

Fountain Show

The act of ejaculating in unison with a minimum of 2 male partners to create an artistic aerodesign.

Holy Shit! Did you see that fountain show? It was comparable to Old Faithful!

by MushroomSoup October 7, 2010

fountain of talkingness

When someone expects you to keep talking all the time like you have an abundance of conversational topices just endless stored in alphabetical order in your brain.

he :Talk to me !!
she: Talk to you about what ??? you think im this overflowing fountain of talkingness ???

by idontknowwhatitisiknowwhatitis May 6, 2011

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014