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Since I no long use email, would you mind sending me a fessage?
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Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017
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Reverse fossilisation

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
by Ramaness December 19, 2009
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Foss

A word to describe the undescribable. Something that is at the pinnacle of exellence and wealth.
"His house is so foss. I want to say amazing but only foss can describe it." That guy is isnt flossy but fossy.
by big gun61 August 8, 2009
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Fossy

1. (adj): a miserable person who cares not much for others learning or feelings. He/She is a waste of a life.

2. (adj): An antiwar activist that makes no sense, a quaker.

3.(adj): A worthless anorexic that the world would be a happier place if he/she just died.
Dude, why are you being such a fossy!
by Frank June 9, 2003
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FOSS

"Hey i think your mate has a case of FOSS"
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You can just nickname someone who talks alot of shit "FOSS"
by h0m1ez August 18, 2008
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Fresh Off the Slave Ship

A term typically used to apply to people when they are dressed too gaudily for a given occasion. It is believed that when Africans were brought to America as slaves, they thought they were going on a cruise and wore their best clothes. When they landed, they found out that it was all for nought.
Look at that Persian all dressed up at the DMV. He is such a FOSS!

You're wearing Gucci, Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, and Christian Dior all at the same time? You are an incredible FOSS!
by Dip-meister July 23, 2009
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