Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.

Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.

by sofleye November 20, 2010

b-net

free online network play for blizzard games (StarCraft, Warcraft, etc.)

by Rob October 29, 2003

Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications

Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"

by torepoon January 02, 2021

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas October 20, 2008

Nigg-net

A company with false names that call mcdonalds at 4 in the morning

Hi this is Nate freeman from nigg-net i heard you have a problem with your lan

by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018

Flix of net

Netflix

Let's watch movies on the flix of net

by Jezij September 08, 2018

Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 02, 2015