Death

Better than school..

I'd rather think about death than school!

by JaiBrooksIsSmexi July 6, 2018

Death

The thing that happens to EVERY living being. (other than viruses)

Random person: Death sucks!
Random killer: Well now you're going to experience it!

by Noobinthetrash July 23, 2021

death

A superior method to cure the disease called life.

Scientist: The cure for your life is death, you should borrow this revolver.

by Thy most Superior One December 10, 2021

Death

Marriage

"When's your death?"
"Tomorrow, her names Alice"

by bunsanchw February 4, 2018

Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

death

The only way to escape crushing depression and student loan debt

All students crave death to release them from this mortal prison.

by StudentLoanDebt101 May 2, 2022

Death

The thing that we will all suffer, and eventually feel the suffering as our body shuts down.

I feel that death is awaiting for us.

by EmotionlessEntity March 10, 2019