i love myself

sexxe boi lad man me gary
me gusta

Me love sexe meself

'give it a good ol' rub'
'spicy meat'
'I love myself yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi'

by Spysie meet January 17, 2018

me myself and I

see insane

you know me I'm the INSANE one with the trak'er

by bikit luva June 27, 2003

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 March 19, 2014

I'll See Myself Out

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.

"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
.....
"I'll see myself out."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2022

Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge

John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun

by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019

yeet myself out the window

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

by Shitman August 17, 2020