Chill Flush

Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.

"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"

by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011

Uranium flush

When one simply forgets to use contraceptive and tries to piss out the semen before she gets impregnated.

‘Bust’s his load’
“Oh fuck, I forgot to take the pill. I’ll be right back after my Uranium flush”

by Hammy554 March 1, 2019

Flushing soup

Flushing soup is the act of one's sperm being flushed down the toilet, whether it be directly from the penis or from a mouth.

I caught my boyfriend flushing soup the other day and boy was he embarrassed!

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 5, 2009

Anal Flush

When you put your penis in someone’s ass you take a piss in their ass and flush the shit out of their ass

I want to anal flush her ass bro.

by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017

trust flush

A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.

What was taking you so long in the bathroom?
Oh, I was just taking a trust flush.

by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

Trump Flush

Flushing a toilet ten or 15 times instead of only once.

I shouldn't have eaten all those taco bowls. I'll have to do a Trump flush after I take this Bolsonaro.

by Wordy McWordmaker December 10, 2019