Flushing soup is the act of one's sperm being flushed down the toilet, whether it be directly from the penis or from a mouth.
by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 05, 2009
To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 04, 2008
"Dude, I went out with Charlotte last night and she was a freak...went down on me and gave me an airplane flush."
"Damn, what's that?"
"You know, when a girl sucks your balls so hard they're black and blue."
"Damn, what's that?"
"You know, when a girl sucks your balls so hard they're black and blue."
by fdDaddyDopeDick August 24, 2017
Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.
by TheRoyalFlusher November 08, 2011
When one simply forgets to use contraceptive and tries to piss out the semen before she gets impregnated.
by Hammy554 March 01, 2019
A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.
by pixeleyz August 18, 2009
Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.
If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.
If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.
Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.
by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009