Fuck Flush

When a man pisses after ejaculation to clear out his urethra

Man: When she asked for every drop, I was all like OK, you asked for it, and fuck flushed right there on her face.
Man 2: Gross.

by Invention20k January 17, 2017

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

Chill Flush

Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.

"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"

by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011

condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith January 31, 2017

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

trust flush

A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.

What was taking you so long in the bathroom?
Oh, I was just taking a trust flush.

by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019