person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.
by collin hassler January 20, 2012
The art of placing your penis underneath an elderly woman's boob and thrusting, thus causing it to flop and turn a watermelon-red color.
"Dude, your grandma was smokin last night."
"Ew gross man!"
"Yeah I totally gave her a floppy watermelon. Twice."
"Ew gross man!"
"Yeah I totally gave her a floppy watermelon. Twice."
by Dicks'n'Sizzle February 26, 2014
by cody cox March 16, 2005
by Squeky Clean February 04, 2005
a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet
by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004
A over used Twat that has a hanging labia. The Labia stretches out from the outer lips and flops about.
by Hawiian Sexy April 25, 2006
Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.
by HOBO SQUAD March 13, 2016