flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

Forehead Flogging

Aka skull fucking

Roenick was totally forehead flogging that bitch last night.

by Wafflebender December 15, 2014

Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Putrid hommus flog

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

by slut undies February 3, 2018

blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.

Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.

by knumbknuts September 22, 2007

Flog

Being beaten up or Or knocked out in one punch basically means that you are getting beaten up absolutely destroyed in a fight can’t do anything back

I’m going to flog that faggot that Faggot needs to be flogged I’m going to flog him so bad

by Foodmcdonalldisnigger May 11, 2020