flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Flapjacking

Female teabagging

My bird was Flapjacking me last night

by Aslan101 May 15, 2016

Flapjack

An insult. Used to say "loser" or "chach".

"Hey flapjack, get outta my way before I pound your face into the dumpster outback."

by Synjin the Skeleton May 1, 2017

Flapjacket

A coat made of pancakes

My flapjacket is super yummy

by Soylent_Magenta May 24, 2017