Flange

silly bloke who lives in lir park with his sexy sister

ann's son is flange

by robertevans4eva August 12, 2008

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker February 26, 2018

Pulled a Flange

Expressing interest a Pokemon Go event well after the event is over.

Chaz: Who wants to do a raid in 20 minutes?

Paolo: I'm in!

Joe: Me too!

*6 hours later...*

Flangeline: I'll do it!

Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.

by JRSOne October 29, 2021

Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.

Ur nan has got a beef flange.

by Bum your nan October 11, 2020

logan flange job

The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".

Did you hear about Huffman? He gives the best Logan flange jobs ever!

by Logymon Savage January 13, 2017

flange wrangler

One who chooses to chase after stank flange.
Someone who loves the smell of rotting flange.
A person who cannot get any pussy other than nasty pussy.

Ted: Hey i pulled another girl last night!
Dave: All you get is nasty puss my dude you flange wrangler

by M.C.mcmuffins July 19, 2017