Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.

"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."

by J Louise March 19, 2010

fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

flailure

What you are when you feel you are barely above water flailing your arms and then decide to give up.

I was a facebook flailure when I didn't learn how to use it and gave up.

by Penelopepi January 27, 2011

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011

Failscale

The level of failure that just occurred to a person, place or thing.

That was a 88 on the failscale.

by imdehaas October 1, 2011