Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment

I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.

by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

Fellow farting

When a group of believers gather round to fellowship after a Wednesday potluck and the food results into a methane conundrum

After Gramma’s infamous egg salad, there was a lot of fellow farting goin on!

by Grodyboi July 25, 2023

Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 7, 2017

Farting Around

A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

by Teevo March 25, 2008

ferking

Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.

You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.

by PhattGreg April 9, 2015

Fertigo

The tension or discomfort when trying to finalise or complete a task.

Derived from 'fertig', the German word for 'finished'.

Gary: Man I was getting near the end of a 20 hour essay writing session when it really hit me and I almost passed out!
Steve: Shit Gaz, that is some serious Fertigo
Gary: True that, need some cheeky Nandos to recover.
Steve: On it.

by gionbundi March 28, 2017