Neg Ferret

A person who thrives on negativity. Somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.

Prit: "Hey, Adie, we've got a 10% pay rise this year"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"

by Mr. Positive July 16, 2008

Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

ferryn

Ferryn is kind of a spooky guy. He's hilarious when your on his good side tho. Loyal and smart and a real go getter. Traveling and family is definitely in his vocabulary. But if you even THINK of an insult in his direction, he'll know, and your a** is grass

Boy 1: Yo, man you got that assignment done last night? Literally no one has done it

Boy 2: Ah, don't worry man. Ferryn prolly got it

by Always_Aesthetic😘 July 6, 2019

Ferrari Moment

A moment in your relationship when it's moving too fast for everyone else, but it's just the right pace for you and your life partner.

Roro: Hey, should our parents meet on the second date?
Rari: Babe... Talk about Ferrari Moment!

by Roro8787 June 7, 2020

Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat

Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."

by BerniceMcTrick November 13, 2007

tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.

As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.

by chief22 September 25, 2014

ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 5, 2003